- blue\ balls
- 1. (Blue Balls) (12899↑, 4314↓)the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should. Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN\!\! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women, NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
Author: Sexy Otter http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/4428342. (blue balls) (10504↑, 4385↓)when polly wont finish off your crackerAuthor: charlie watmough http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/564803. (blue balls) (7159↑, 3436↓)A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
Author: jezebel http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/13565264. (blue balls) (3604↑, 2615↓)arousal of the penis without ejaculation, causing discomfort in the lower abdomen. Similar sensation to being kicked or hit in the tescticles.She left me with a throbbing boner, man do I hate having [blue balls].
Author: treverotic http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/6844025. (blue balls) (3212↑, 2481↓)When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taintOh ya, here it comes...*walking noises* Oh no my parents *zip*
Author: Marc http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/4017516. (Blue Balls) (1057↑, 421↓)Extreme seminal back-up caused by coming close to getting pussy and not getting it or not getting any for a long period of time. Aslo caused by long periods of semi-sexual activity and not getting any. ex: Dry humping, hand/blow jobs and not cumming.My girlfriend can't blow and I got blue balls.
Author: Philip Murillo http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/3778157. (blue balls) (645↑, 171↓)Blue balls happens when your with someone, kissing or something, and you are aroused for a long period of time, but you never ejaculate. Your balls may get bigger, or even shrink a little, and there is a slight bluish greyish color sometimes. The pain is pretty bad. If you walk around, your balls and stomach hurts, but for a long time. It feels like you were kicked in the nuts, like when you get that stomach hurting feeling after being kicked there. To cure: Have your partner finish you, or (God forbid), you gotta jack off. Without cumming, your balls can hurt for awhile. You gotta be careful not to go to fast because it hurts. IMPORTANT: This is kinda funny, but when you jack off after having blue balls, you will cum SO MUCH\!\! When I dont got blue balls, I cum like one solid piece, but with bllue balls I shot out like (No kidding), 5 good, solid shots. Be ready. Kinda like a cheap porno.YOU: After Jenna came over, we kissed for awhile, but she left before we could do it. FRIEND: Man, that sucks. YOU: Yeah, and I got a serious case of blue balls.
Author: Nam Macs http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/18858098. (blue balls) (767↑, 305↓)The aching of testicles brought about by partial sexual deprivation or lack of [poontang].That [skanky] [ho-bag] left me with a mad case of blue balls\!
Author: Batman http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/8719. (blue balls) (526↑, 197↓)This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with big tits and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be relieved by masturbating as soon as possible."I sure had a bad case of blue balls after playing with Tracey's big tits and touching her sticky panties all night. She's lucky I didn't rape her."
Author: master of the factory http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/295083310. (blue balls) (265↑, 80↓)When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the jobThat hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls\!
Author: bakerd812 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/91017711. (Blue Balls) (305↑, 122↓)The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name. 2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
Author: Evil timmy http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/143103812. (blue balls) (203↑, 33↓)When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane.. 3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.
Author: flat6 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/177023813. (blue balls) (193↑, 74↓)A horrendous pain that's like getting hit in the testicles... save for the fact that it lasts for hours. Ladies... imagine, if you will, getting your breasts slammed between a pair of rocks. I hear the pain women get when their breasts are manhandled is similarly agonizing. Not a myth, but the people (crazy women) who believe that won't believe otherwise no matter what I say. I'd point you to science, but like I said... people that adamant about something usually plug their ears and shout about nothing (see [intelligent design] and pay note more to the reasons why it shouldn't be taught in schools, and the rationale for how those arguments are ignored). And sure, guys can whack it to relieve it... but let's face it, that is kind of demeaning. Say I piled a bunch of bricks, wood, nails, paint, siding, and shingles in front of you and said "well, my work's done here; you can finish building the house\!" Not an applicable analogy in every way and not as explicit a one as would be more appropriate, but if you don't take it too far, you get the idea. Evil people who give this condition to men on purpose with malicious intent don't deserve the sexual attention that leads to such unfulfilled desires. People who don't know that it happens or have a moral obligation not to carry a male to full orgasm are a little more excusable, but keep in mind the pain you're causing. Maybe it'd be better if you either went all the way or just didn't take your man to such heights of desire; it's a mutual thing and you've got control too. In any case, it should be clear in any relationship how far both partners are willing to go so that this kind of cruel bullshit doesn't occur, eh? Not that I will change many people but as long as UD can act as a personal blog like it does for so many of you I'll go ahead and use it. Jezebel is a good person (ref: definition later in this page). I hope her mission succeeds.*Jack and Jill are making out... it's been a while since the nursery rhyme and his head is fine* Jill: I've got to go, my parents will get angry if I'm out past eleven. Jack: *thinks "ah fuck, blue balls"* Do you have to go yet? *puppy dog eyes* Jill: Yeah... I'm so sorry... here... *gives Jack a quick piece of 'hand'iwork that relieves him of his pain* Jack: Oh, man, thank you so much, Jill, I needed that. Jill: Call me\! *leaves* You get the idea.
Author: God-Emperor http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/301630214. (blue balls) (172↑, 60↓)when you dont finish the job while conducting sexual activities which causes extreme pain in the ballsdry hump;halfway hand/blow job
Author: Hunter http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/44265915. (blue balls) (178↑, 74↓)The excruciating pain felt in the balls when a girl gives you head, but doesn't finish you off.Author: djdan http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/1839516. (Blue Balls) (109↑, 12↓)A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
Author: Venompen http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/422855817. (Blue Balls) (138↑, 43↓)a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too longOne way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.
Author: Light Joker http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/152695518. (blue balls) (226↑, 147↓)What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.
Author: JC http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/86150719. (blue balls) (85↑, 17↓)(bl-eu:bal-lz) - noun - when a man is at the point of climax but the woman stop sucking his manhood (or winkle, winkie, peepee, johnjohn, etc.), and his cum (seamen, white stuff, etc.) falls back down to where it belongs. this often results in severe pain and anger for the man, and the woman ending up having an interesting story to tell her friends.man 1: SHIT I HAVE BLUE BALLS\! AHHHHH THE PAIN\! DAMN BITCH\! man 2: damn, she didn't finish you off?\! that sucks bro. woman 1: EW his penis was sooooo small, so i started for a bit and got him going, but randomly got up and left him with blue balls :D woman 2: ROTF\! you bitch\! hahhahahahahaha\!
Author: abcdef aly http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/273424820. (blue balls) (97↑, 37↓)when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho..... woman: what did you call me\! find someone else to do this for you pervert\! man: noooooo.....what have i done?\! that was blue balls
Author: peanutphd http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/219048021. (blue balls) (77↑, 21↓)Excruciating pain felt in the balls when there has been prolonged arousa/erection which does not lead to ejaculation. Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.That lion got blue balls because he was unable to mate.
Author: register23 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/322796222. (blue balls) (137↑, 86↓)When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.
Author: Diego http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/24754523. (Blue Balls) (55↑, 4↓)A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
Author: TheSpectacularOne http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/393308924. (blue balls) (100↑, 65↓)what Papa Smurf always hasFred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has [blue balls].
Author: Black Wolf http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/149035825. (blue balls) (60↑, 29↓)Also known as [vasocongestion].I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
Author: Robby H. http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/135429826. (blue balls) (45↑, 21↓)when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculatingMy boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.
Author: bitchychicky http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/274695127. (blue balls) (148↑, 124↓)A term made up by men/boys with the intention of guilt-tripping women/girls into giving them an orgasm. No, this is not a medical condition. Yes, it can be uncomfortable and yes they will survive if they dont orgasm. Guys, women can feel the same thing if you bring them to the brink and then dont let them climax. Just because we dont have penises doesnt mean we cant get a form of "blue balls'."Oh baby, you have to finish me off or I'll get blue balls\!"
Author: Luna214 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/255530228. (Blue Balls) (35↑, 12↓)A condition in a guy when a he is turned on but can't get off.Great now i'm gonna have blue balls for a week.
Author: Kitten494 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/340057329. (blue balls) (23↑, 5↓)A condition in males characterized by: 1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and... 2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain. Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation. Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.1) I stroked my dick for three hours while watching porn and got blue balls till I hurt so bad I just had to jack off. 2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."
Author: Guy4u http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/437050030. (Blue Balls) (49↑, 32↓)Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.
Author: Glennmeister http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/351238431. (blue balls) (173↑, 158↓)What a tease considers as her trophey what i LOVE to give my boyfriend (dont worry, i eventually relieve him, i just like to claim my trophy firstI'm known as a tease. I like to get a guy so goin then just stop and they get blue balls. SCORE\!\! another point for Beka
Author: BeKa http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/103970632. (blue balls) (44↑, 29↓)when you are partially through some type of sexual act and your girl cant finish the job. or if you just had a dry hump and u were able to hold in jizzing your pants.i had the worst case of blue balls last night cause my girl was blowing me last , but got tired and couldn't finish the job.
Author: kingpin http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/7607733. (Blue Balls) (19↑, 5↓)A feeling a man gets when he gets extremely turned on- yet does not do anything to solve the problem. So when the erection goes down- the balls start to swell and pain starts to occur. The pain has been compared to the "Being Sacked" sensation.. Or basically getting hit in the Family Jewels. You just get a TON of soldiers ready for battle with no cammand to foward- you know?After 8 hours of long interesting foreplay, my girlfriend had to leave. So with no sex, all i have now are 2 giant blue balls\!
Author: KingMuffin http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/409524434. (blue balls) (70↑, 57↓)The single greatest and most used excuse by males to ensure that females or males finish the [job].Baby if you stop now I will get blue balls.
Author: madfelixxx http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/274147235. (Blue Balls) (20↑, 10↓)When you fuck a blueberry pie.Daniel Ahl: screw the apple pie, ill fuck a blueberry pie\! Taylor: why?\! Daniel Ahl: so my wiener and shit will be blue\! Taylor: LMAO\! new meaning to blue balls\!
Author: danielahlisbeast\! http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/506077836. (Blue Balls) (17↑, 7↓)After a girl dick teases you and you dont come, thats where blue balls come inMy name is Jordan Trochimchuk and i have blue balls\!
Author: bradman686 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/467702637. (blue balls) (44↑, 35↓)blue balls is a form of [power] over men for women. when a woman feels that a man is not giving her the [respect] she deserves, that he has a small [dick] or is unattractive, that she wants [revenge] for whatever reason or is angry at the man, she will sexually [arouse] the man, but not give him the satisfaction of [ejaculation]. after a long time, this creates intense pain in his [balls], and the woman can feel the sweet, sweet joy of power that women, in our culture, seldom feel over men."He was being an [asshole] and telling me that I would be a great notch in his belt. So I gave him blue balls... that should teach him to talk to women right\!" "Yeeaaah, girl\!" "He told me that he liked me best when I didn't talk, then said, 'Let's [fuck].' He was small, too; why would I want to fuck that? I gave him blue balls instead. Haha selfish [bastard]."
Author: pakmafafmr http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/387255138. (blue balls) (26↑, 17↓)the erection of male penis without ejaculation, when your chick cant get you to cumDude, your girlfriend left me with blue balls.
Author: Joe Fro http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/267892039. (blue balls) (14↑, 7↓)when a guy gets very arroused by a female, but she decides not to let him inside. hes hard, but she dont want it.girl: what i do is i make out with him, and he gets hella hard, then he says "babe lets have sex" but i say no. girl2: oh shit, why would you give him blue balls girl?\!
Author: mrszxbryant http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/400921540. (blue balls) (33↑, 27↓)the ultimate revenge\!girl 1: so, did you get to hook up with anyone last night? girl 2: yeah, remember that sleeze ball John who donkey punched me? I went to his place and gave him a mad case of blue balls\! girl 1: bravo\!
Author: mkannnieexx http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/295781141. (blue balls) (32↑, 27↓)When a girl gives you a blowjob and she never lets you cum in her mouth. She leaves you unfinished and you get blue balls, a horrible pain.Man: OH MY FKN GOD\! You never finished\! Now I have blue balls. Woman: *laughs*
Author: KD321 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/242515742. (blue balls) (175↑, 170↓)Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.Blue balls make me LOL.
Author: Cassy Muffin-Pants http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/231236843. (blue balls) (75↑, 70↓)when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.Sally: O GOD\!\!\! FUCK ME\!\!\!\! Henry: ok\!\!\! [5 minutes later] Sally: this is the worst sex ever\! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy) Henry: WAIT\!\! i'm ready to cum\!\!\! Sally: NO\! you can keep your blue balls\!\!\! learn how to fuck a pussy\!\!\!
Author: wet_pussy_710509 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/189019644. (blue balls) (13↑, 9↓)When your getting a handjob, and the girl stops right before your about to cum, and it hurtsJim: aww awww yes Jessica\!\!\! Jessica: why didn't you cum??? Jim:.... u fucking stopped, you gave me the blue balls =(
Author: mypenis:) http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/393028045. (Blue Balls) (135↑, 133↓)The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.Me- "MOMMMMMMMM\!\!\!\!\! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN\!\!\!" Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."
Author: Capn Ben http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/156044646. (blue balls) (1↑, 1↓)the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in\! in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES NEVER EVER\! EVER\! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him (guy) gets hard (girl) stops (guy) blue balls comes into effect
Author: DR.Hall http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/635783847. (blue balls) (2↑, 5↓)when a guy says his balls are in extreme pain because he cant cum . WHICH THE WORD BLUE BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pantsGUY: keep going, don't stop... just keep sucking ma dick. GIRL: no im done. GUY: ah fuck, you're giving me damn blue balls GIRL: fuck you bitch ima guy too, i neva got blue balls.
Author: lalala ms blue balls http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/623432948. (blue balls) (21↑, 27↓)When the ball on ur sidekick '08' periodically bleeps blue indicating an unread message.Person A: I just heard music Did ur phone just ring? Person B: definetly I have blue balls
Author: stuckinthesticks http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/372990749. (blue balls) (115↑, 122↓)a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack pain felt when a dude is left unfinishedMan my blue balls just wont quit you
Author: dundlegrundleberrycherry http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/4406150. (Blue Balls) (15↑, 23↓)An excuse a man uses to get sex from his woman when she says she doesn't feel like banging him.Man: I have a ragin hard-on baby. Woman: Not tonight I'm tired. Man: But if you don't give me sex, I'll get Blue balls, and my dick will fall off and then we can never make love again\! Woman: Oh no\! Lets get to it then\!
Author: Ran-ran http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/430879851. (blue balls) (3↑, 12↓)when your girlfriend hasnt gaven up the pussy,and you get cock blocked by her right when you think your gonna score-shit man my girlfriend gave me the biggest blue balls\!\! -i here you man you should dump her for angel she can fuck\!\!\!\!\!
Author: imaraiderfan http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/470894752. (blue balls) (53↑, 62↓)what my girlfriend just gave me because she stopped suckin my dickKelly just was suckin my dick and stopped with gave me blue balls
Author: Daniel-son http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/142238753. (Blue Balls) (1↑, 12↓)The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your [Gootch] with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.dude im sore from what? A bad case of Blue Balls
Author: babysleigher69 http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/563930954. (blue balls) (26↑, 37↓)girls hate not cumming too just fyi, and whats the deal w men being so sensitive,. women give birth \!\!\!\! u guys just cant take any pain? and no a woman doesnt feel pain if she doesnt cum, its just really annoyin and were horny all daywhen he cums waaaay too soon, even tho i was like just about too like in a second. blue balls
Author: ?iiiiiiiiiiiii http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/443629755. (blue balls) (76↑, 88↓)When my boy friend ahs been cheating one me when has no clue i know. And i blow him so fuckin hard, then stop and say "Oh what the fuck ... whos name did you just say... you fuckin asshole \!" Then after the fact he gets the worst pain he will ever fell in his entire life of living.Damn it ... Fuck she knows\!
Author: ChinyDink http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/75107256. (Blue Balls) (10↑, 30↓)1 part Vodka 1 part Blue Hawaiian Punch 2 part Seirra Mist"Woah\! Raider J\! this drink is very good\!" "We should call it Blue Balls\!" "Hell yeah\!" Party.
Author: Hannattacj http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/332820857. (blue balls) (13↑, 34↓)Frost bittin testicles.Trevor really learned his lession about walking naked throug a blizzard he got blue balls and his penis was literally frozen solid.
Author: LMxDurgex http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/357369058. (blue balls) (0↑, 22↓)A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple colorI woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
Author: porky sanchez http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/520202859. (blue balls) (34↑, 56↓)1. A naked boy who is very, very, very cold. 2. A boy who is entranced by a girl who always leaves him at the height of sexual tension is said to give him "blue balls" (us. while boy is going through puberty). 3. A term used for cold testicles. 4. Testicles that have been painted blue.1. "Mam, sleeping in the snow has given me blue balls\!" 2. "Oh Bazza, she keeps giving me blue balls\!" 3. "My blue balls are like ice cubes\!" 4. "I used True Azure paint from B&Q to get these blue balls."
Author: Jen der Bende http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/196053860. (blue balls) (62↑, 92↓)A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING PAIN THAT SOME GIRLS LEAVE GUYS IN....but only really bitchy or unexperianced girls do that\!"I never give blue balls, don't start something you can finish is my theory\!" "Don't tease, please\!"
Author: Monkey_Keeper http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/128862161. (Blue Balls) (35↑, 66↓)When a girl "attempts" to give you head but is to lazy to finish you offI had the biggest case of blue balls last night when my girlfriend tried to blow me but she couldn't finish the job
Author: suckonthatbitch http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/131119562. (blue balls) (42↑, 76↓)when my bitchy side comes out, he gets blue balls.....not in the mood tonight sorry baby.opps did i give you blue balls? sorry turns out ur not as attractive as i thought.
Author: oppsmybad http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/157073863. (blue balls) (18↑, 66↓)when a hoe dont finssh her jobbrittany started sucking my dick then her mom called and she had 2 leave. witch gave me blue balls
Author: jefferson steal flex http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/278782564. (blue balls) (19↑, 68↓)A phrase used to describe that a guy hasn't had sex in a long time.Damn, I've got bad case of blue balls; I gotta get laid tonight\!
Author: Hey-Johnny-Johnny http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/178000465. (blue balls) (53↑, 127↓)when your fuckin' the bitch and then she stops for some reason and you don't finish. Then you get that pain in your balls and you can't think about anything else but trying to get the job done. Girls that do this are definetly evil and inhumane. I pitty the other poor son of a bitches that had this done to them.yo i was fuckin' the bitch and she fuckin left. She should be shot because now i got blue balls.
Author: anonymous http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/108354066. (blue balls) (93↑, 186↓)An excuse I used to get laid in high school.give me some head, bitch, I've got blue balls
Author: body of christ http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/80805867. (blue balls) (60↑, 156↓)1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow 2.The only crime worse than rapecontrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.
Author: Tommy http://blue-balls.urbanup.com/67771568. (blue balls) (25↑, 143↓)A shot of that consists of red bull,jagermeister,aftershock, and what ever else you got laying around.One shot of blue balls makes your testicles numb and blue.
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